The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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