He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
