Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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