You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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