yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
