My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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