Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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