with your own penis?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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