Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
