that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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