i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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