bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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