I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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