Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
