Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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