West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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