She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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