if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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