i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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