I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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