how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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