I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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