She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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