He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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