okay pat passed out under dana's car
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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