Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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