Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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