But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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