I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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