Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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