we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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