You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the condom got lost in my hair
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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