Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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