I just made out with a guy for $7.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
MIDGETS
????
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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