i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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