: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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