She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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