I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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