Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Four minutes until I can fart!
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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