Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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