There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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