Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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