I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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