I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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