Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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