Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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