Christians are straight up FREAKS
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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