you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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