There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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