Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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